How the hell do people still mistakenly call SUVs trucks? Does it have an open air bed on the ass end of it? Then it's a truck. Is it a tall station wagon? Then it's an SUV. Seriously, it's willful ignorance, which is usually the stock in trade of the truck-driving set, ironically enough. 

I came out of the lurker wilds and registered to say that I am still alive because of the hope that this song gave me.