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Mr. Voorhees
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I think everyone's forgetting Van Halen's 1984. That baby was smoking! A smoking baby—that's crazy!

Remember "The Warriors" game Rockstar made a few years back? That game kicked all kinds of ass.

Damn…
It looks like Chun-Li has been hitting the thigh master a little hard lately, she could crush diamonds with those things.

Almost turned you gay, eh? Imagine what effect it had on the heteros with less willpower. This movie will be the end of humanity!

Anyone else love the Klaus b-story? The Fabulous Thunderbirds tickets he picked up for seventeen dollars.

Jason is just looking for somone to hold.