FAIL. On two levels.

Huzzah!

Hey Pope, haven't you ever seen that one episode of The Twilight Zone? Hell is getting exactly what you wanted.

Many, many low-rent trashy grocery stores across this great nation of ours still have the incorrect "10 Items or Less" signs posted.

"Alright" IS actually a word, according to M-W.

I like to take a few strokes with a firm grip on my shaft, right after I wash my balls. So wait, what's this thread about?

Nope, straight up War On Terror memoirs from a reporter who was in a lot of the right (wrong) places at the right time.

Dexter Filkins' "The Forever War"
Devastating. I can only hope he was somehow present at the recent shoe-throwing incident, and it ends up in 2010's "The Forever War 2.0: Forever? Forever Ever? Forever Ever?"

Eminem's mother gets short-shrifted once again.

Yeah, he likes Jenny Lewis, too. Time to put him out of his misery.

Phish, Phish, a thousand times Phish.

I never really dug The Format, but the song "Dog Problems" from the album of the same name is pretty stellar.

You know who always does the "Two Points…" thing? Former Congressman and MSNBC talking head Harold Ford, Jr.

FAILED FAILED FIRSTIE.

Don't worry, fake Chico, these gimmicks wear thin and die after a while. Does anyone still talk about draincleaner.douchespot.com? I didn't think so.

Ah yes, The Kwyjibo Order.

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I have a law degree. I can haz petrodollars?