Kevin James's movie career certainly does reflect his his enormous talent as a comic performer. Everything is funnier on a Segway. Maybe we should get you one. Damn, I wonder if Prime can deliver one by Valentines Day, because you on a Segway would be fucking hilarious.

Oh, come ON! You watch The Rockford files and King of Queens. If those aren't interminable misery, I don't know what is.

Why's that?

That overhead shot was really beautiful.

I want the next AHS to be just Liz and Iris dispensing justice and having whacky supernatural misadventures.

The metaphor in Melancholia is one of the more hamfisted things I've seen in film. I was annoyed and pissed about it, and once a film puts me in that state, it's not going to win me back. So my answer to all of your questions is "no."

That was Lester Nygaard narrating the opening, yeah?

I was so thrilled to see one of my favorite Coen Brothers films finally referenced- The Hudsucker Proxy .Norvill starts in the mailroom of this lumbering, bleak, soul crushing corporation, and this is where Mike ends up as new grease for the corporate wheels. I don't think Mike could have imagined a worse punishment…

I'm with you. I spent that whole scene yelling at Carol to stab him in the face.

JESUS CHRIST

No, they're more meant to roll over stuff. I mean, they can smash through wooden buildings and such, but they can't go through many feet of reinforced concrete. After repeatedly smacking into it at high speed, it would eventually crumple.

Hah, I thought "Of what? Helium? Ohhh!" Yeah, but a tank isn't a bulldozer. A tank can't demolish the reinforced walls of prison.

These people couldn't even secure a prison. A prison! A place designed *specifically* to keep people in and out. Cripes, this is tiresome every season.

Hah! I was reading your post in my head like it was the opening credits to "Soap", with the theme music and the narrators voice.

Her name is Connie! Someone called her by name last night.

Ooo. This is an interesting theory. I'm going to speculate that Lifespring will be a Jim Jones/Peoples Temple analog, and the massacre will resemble the one in Guyana. The era is right, and that was some *truly* evil shit.

I thought Fear was actually very good. It's not only better than TWD, it's good as a stand alone work. It fixed all the problems TWD has and everyone complains about. It had a couple of really interesting characters that were developing and changing to adapt to the new normal. If they did something stupid, they…

I thought Anne Frank Pt II was one of the most devastating episodes of TV I have seen. And I think the final ep when Jude meets her- I will say fate to avoid spoilage; was one of the most beautiful. Ugh. I loved Asylum.

SHE TOTALLY WAS!

One of my AHS theories is- "Coven" only exists so with every iteration you can say "Well, it's not as bad as Coven."
But, I liked the episode. I am excited to see more!