Yeah, Hoarders always makes me 1: feel good about my slobbiness and 2: clean my fucking house

Yeah, that one was kind of weird. "This guy is addicted to evil bath salts which are making him craaaaaazy! Okay, now he's off bath salts. What's that? He's still crazy? Huh, imagine that."

Comic-Con honestly sounds like my idea of hell. Big crowds, long lines, people who care about comic books…ugh.

This is very similar to Claire Zulkey's review from last year. She also likes the show.

I wish there was a rule that before you were allowed to write a review about this show, you had to live in abject poverty for a week. But I think reviewers might think of that as a fun experience they could use for a jaunty story about that time when they really couldn't get any decent cell service.

@avclub-1441762ea1630bc0605fdcef3984e996:disqus Not anymore

Do I have to pay for Hulu? What I'm trying to say is that I'm cheap and stupid.

Do I have to "torrent" it? Because I'm old and don't really understand what that means or how to go about it, and frankly I don't even understand how it's a verb. COULDN'T WE JUST AGREE THAT WE'VE REACHED AN APPROPRIATE LEVEL OF TECHNOLOGY AND STOP COMING UP WITH NEW SHIT FOR ME TO LEARN?

Shark (which would be Grease, but with sharks)
Shark (which would be Crash, but with sharks)
Shark (which would be Atonement, but with sharks)

A Charlie Shark Christmas

I always liked her on SNL also. Obviously, @avclub-56ae46005de507d3d4437c4ddd8ff1bc:disqus , you are a buffoon who knows nothing about comedy! Good day to you, sir!

Damn, I should have made my post below a part of this thread. That's when I get for not reading every single comment in an article. I won't let that happen again, no matter how much it threatens my employment!

I haven't been in a Chipotle in years, but when I was in college, I stopped in for a pre-class bite, by which I mean a 3 pound brick of beans, rice and "steak". Halfway through my meal, the in-store music changed to Tome Waits' "Cold, Cold Ground". That song, combined with the fact that I was eating by myself in…

The grade is necessary for Metacritic and Rotten Tomatoes.

You're thinking of a different Wire actor.

It would have been a better joke if Michael B Jordan was the Larry Bird of dying in movies.

@avclub-1e850f6bef0bc36ca1f64e95ff1cbd2e:disqus Are you Ariel Castro?

Syringe

So what does cause flammable water?

And Pauline Kael didn't see how Nixon won, since no one she knew voted for him.
I saw it when it was originally on the air, and then rewatched it a couple of times since then. Honestly, it's one of the best shows to ever air and no other show has so accurately captured the suburban high school experience, in my…