I loved Chris's perfect "speech" and Ron's reaction. God, this show makes me so happy.

They did notice this. That's why they had those scenes. They had to come from somewhere, remember?

They did notice this. That's why they had those scenes. They had to come from somewhere, remember?

Okay, so my wife and I finally watched the first 2 episodes, and they were fantastic. There really is nothing else like this show on TV. When the deaf woman broke out the ventriloquist dummy and her translator crouched behind the sofa, dear God, I was worried I'd rupture something. I can't wait for the rest of the…

I'm sure Jason Bateman is all too familiar with not working. If I were lucky enough to be him, I'd get as many paychecks as I could too.

Normal size, actually.

For fuck's sake, you goddamn drama queen, if you're going to stop posting then stop fucking posting. Quit pulling out your violin and saying goodbye everywhere. Fine, you're too cool for online friends, and I'm sure you're Captain Social Life, what with your 30,000+ posts on here.

@Scrawler2:disqus it's even stupider than it seems.

If I may, "don't give him the satisfaction" isn't the correct sentiment here. E. Buzz Miller picked this fight for no good reason. ZMF posted something, Buzz decided to be a dick about it, then Buzz decided to post his little poll and take his stand. Buzz just got butthurt that he wasn't as loved as ZMF and proved…

7 people vote for ZMF versus you and you're going to leave. What a fucking pathetic stand to make. I swear to God, this is one of the stupidest things I've ever seen on the internet, which is really saying something. Fuck you, you fucking drama queen. You pick a fight with someone for no good reason, then say…

Buzz, why the fuck would you even pick this fight? What good could possibly come of it? You saying, "vote for me or I'm taking my ball and going home" is far, far douchier than anything ZMF has done.

So in her original season, Josie never even made it to Restaurant Wars. Why the hell did they bring her back? At least CJ and Stefan were memorable. How did Josie make enough of an impression to warrant being brought back? Was she this obnoxious the first time around? All the chefs this season seem pretty nice, except…

French contempt is redundant. It's also a pretty good album title.

I haven't even watched these episodes yet, but I'd like to request coverage for this season.

"And remember, the only good squirrel is a dead squirrel" is such a better sign-off than that whole "and that's the way it is" bullshit. As always, Cronkite comes up second best. YEAH, YOU HEARD ME, WALTER CRONKITE!

How many generations of women gathered to harmonize and smoke rock? At least 6, right?

Dear Fox:

God, that killed me from the first (deep, mellifluous) "yes?" I loved Paolo so much that I'm torn between hoping they never bring him back to avoid over exposure and hoping they spin him off in his own show.

I really liked this episode. It was a lot of fun to watch, and left me eagerly anticipating the rest of the season.

I really liked this episode. It was a lot of fun to watch, and left me eagerly anticipating the rest of the season.