Slowest news day ever, or slowestest news day ever?

HAHAHAHA, because you used gay as a perjorative! And you pobably meant it all ironically, like "I'd never actually say this, because it's wrong, but you all know I know it's wrong, so it's actually funny. Besides, his music *is* totally gay!" True Pud, you slay me!

HAHAHAHA, because you used gay as a perjorative! And you pobably meant it all ironically, like "I'd never actually say this, because it's wrong, but you all know I know it's wrong, so it's actually funny. Besides, his music *is* totally gay!" True Pud, you slay me!

Yep, as everyone know, Andy Griffith was a soulless sellout.

Yep, as everyone know, Andy Griffith was a soulless sellout.

You've got it backwards. Gomer Pyle was a spinoff of The Andy Griffith Show.

I love how the AV Club trolls Community followers, especially since I'm not one. I hope to see headlines like "Elderly People Have Orgy at Local COMMUNITY Center [PICTURES AND VIDEO]" or "Decaying Beached Whale Infested By COMMUNITY of Bacteria" or "Watch This 8 Hour Video of COMMUNITY Star Ken Jeong Sleeping…

I love how the AV Club trolls Community followers, especially since I'm not one. I hope to see headlines like "Elderly People Have Orgy at Local COMMUNITY Center [PICTURES AND VIDEO]" or "Decaying Beached Whale Infested By COMMUNITY of Bacteria" or "Watch This 8 Hour Video of COMMUNITY Star Ken Jeong Sleeping…

"The War Between the Pitiful Teachers and the Splendid Kids" is probably the most subversive book I've ever read. It's about a trio of kids, including one who is feral, rebelling against the evil plans of a school system. The school system, as most are, is run by a brilliant red ant. Literally.

"The War Between the Pitiful Teachers and the Splendid Kids" is probably the most subversive book I've ever read. It's about a trio of kids, including one who is feral, rebelling against the evil plans of a school system. The school system, as most are, is run by a brilliant red ant. Literally.

Jejune and prosaic are the words that trip me up.

Jejune and prosaic are the words that trip me up.

Can't you just not let the cat in the room while you sleep?

Can't you just not let the cat in the room while you sleep?

Just two guys, hanging out in the shower all friendly-like, drinking beer and not urinating. The world needs more of that.

Just two guys, hanging out in the shower all friendly-like, drinking beer and not urinating. The world needs more of that.

Freakonomics says the drop in the murder rate was because of the legalization of abortion.

This show in now way minimizes what criminal profilers do. In fact, it totally maximalizes what they do. Criminal profilers don't pack guns, they don't go chase anyone down, and they don't have a fancy private jet they hop in at a moments notice to go to Kentucky because some asshole is killing homeless people.

My favorite animal is the hippo!

My favorite animal is the hippo!