I think you're giving him waaaaaaaaay too much credit.

While the dinner party guest hosts were indeed boring as fuck, they really didn't have strong accents. And why did you put an apostrophe after "eatin'"? Or in "go'rmet" for that matter? There's so much to mock about these people, and you did it so poorly.

She is obviously a highly strung nutjob, but also keep in mind that at that point they'd been up for somewhere around 36 hours. For someone already emotionally fragile, it's no surprise that she wept. I'm kind of impressed she didn't end up in the rodeo ring, chasing random livestock with a butcher's knife while…

@optimisal, you have an interesting concept of God.

I have to say, I like the structure of this season. The whole 2 episode pre-season thing actually gave me a feel for several of these chefs, and I was disappointed that Keith went home because I'd already grown to like him.

I'd recommend medical attention for that, it's just not normal.

More like nocturnal. Like a bat!

When you read the grand jury report, it's pretty bad. I'd originally assumed that the graduate assistant who saw the actions in the shower maybe saw some fondling, or something inappropriate but maybe there was some ambiguity that explained the inaction.

They probably gave him a script prior to that day's shoot, so I'm guessing he knew what he was in for.

I actually think this may be a better way to start the season; I feel these episodes are a prologue to the actual season, so when it really starts, I'll have a feeling of who the contestants are rather than saying "wait, has this guy always been on this show?" for the first 3-4 weeks.

Rod Benson had a good blog about his career in the D-League & in Korea. Hopefully he'll write a book before too long.

Sounds like you're a fan of Human Centipede: The Home Game, then. That's one game where that initial "who gets the first turn" dice roll is crucial.

Bourbon is a type of whiskey. These things aren't hard to research, please troll harder next time.

I don't think you comprehend just how douchey you come off. Some cult films should be dismissed because they're bad. And by their definition, cult films aren't going to appeal to everyone. But I don't see how you can claim Scott is dismissive in his Cult Canon reviews. They're not short pieces, if you haven't noticed.…

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That's a hell of a story there.

I think this comment makes a lot of sense, except for one thing: why the fuck do you care?

Christian Slater if Bed of Roses.  Judge me, I don't care.

You should have asked her better questions, Todd.  Like if she's into short, fat guys who spend too much time on the internet and may have a slight drinking problem.  PEOPLE NEED TO KNOW THESE THINGS!

Flagged for having a neckbea.  What the fuck's a neckbea? Something worth a flagging, that's what.  FLAGGED, BITCH!