Li'l Wayne said he likes your mom, too, if you know what he means. Zowee! Gotcha!

Product Placement

"And Kelly's great to look at, but she needs a personality program upgrade." Great to look at? I mean, if you're into baby birds, I guess she'd be hot…

What would make you say she doesn't come across as smart? She doesn't seem like an academic, but she didn't come across to me as unintelligent. Was it her not being able to explain what might be a good Russian translation of Hustle & Flow? She just seemed to be blowing off a question that was a little bit goofy and…

I'll be there
if the cable guy comes in time. And I'm sober enough to drive. And I feel motivated. And awake enough. So yeah, I probably won't see you.

Who wants to drink from the firehose?!

My Encounter with Dwight Yoakam
Over a decade ago, when I was in college in Austin, I worked in a little men's boutique that sold casual clothes & campy stuff like Mexican wrestler masks and sickers of 50s style pin-up girl cartoons. One day Dwight Yoakam, his tour manager, and a fat, lon haired roadie named Pumpkin…

Sure Thing, AV Club!

Jesus, guys, do you really have to be so stereotypically crude? I mean, a talented actress like Christina Hendricks or, say, I don't know, Jewel Staite, deserves better than just to be "fapped" to . Hard-working actresses like Jewel should be respected, and maybe given a firm but tender massage after a long day's…

Motherfucker!

I'm sure the actor who played MIchael is just fine with working on 90210.

Well done, Fatty. Well done.

Chris Elliot didn't take this movie because he was having a laugh, he took it because he needed the money. In case you haven;t noticed, the general movie going public isn't exaclty clamoring forthe next Chris Elliot vehicle. Same w/Marcia Gay, and they probably just gave O'Toole enough cash that he couldn't say no. …

Teadoust, I just want to clarify something; you come onto the blog post knowing it's all about ZMF, you know ZMF is loved/liked/tolerated by most people on these threads, you know that insulting him will only lead others to come to his defense and for ZMF himself to come on and relentlessy insult you until you finally…

The Mt. Rushmore that was suggested was the American Rock God Mt. Rushmore. So while the Soul Music Mt. Rushmore would absolutely have James Brown, Stevie Wonder, Al Green and Otis, I agree with the originally proposed monument to America fucking rocking your ass.

St. Arnold's Lawnmower is great, great, GREAT summer beer. Yum.

I took pictures of all my courses at L'Atelier du Robuchon or what ever it's called (the "cheap" Robuchon restuarant in Vegas. Took 'em with my cell phone so I could sen pics to the missus. Didn't give a fuck, and I can't possibly believe it ruined anyone's dinner. Maybe other people get to eat like this all the…

Well done, Poodog, that was damn funny.

Amelie Gilette presents an in-depth essay discussing who is a better quarterback, Peyton Manning or Tom Brady

I have to say, you make a very convincing argument, Robs, and I agree with you; you definitely should be set on fire.