I can't stop! I love this site so much! And I have nothing else to do. My cock is too massive… the ladies are afraid of it! Ha ha! I turn out even the tightest pussy in one thrust! Ha ha! Now all old Burl has is you guys.

Why did you guys delete my post?
Hey all, Burl here. I'm sad. My post was deleted and I don't know why. Maybe I should leave again…

I shit all over Kelsey Grammer's hairy chest…
I call it a Cleveland FRASIER! Ha ha!!!

My cock is longer than Peter Dinklage's…
………..FEMUR!!!! Ha ha!

Hey, how about you go fuck yourself with your mom's hard, throbbing cock, huh? Ha ha! I've certainly developed a sailor's mouth in my time here… all that's missing is the herpes!

I tried space docking today! Ha ha!
It was fun! But now Gus Van Sant has a real smelly vagina. Ha ha! Bye!

I farted all over Robert Plant's dick
Ha ha!!!!!!!

Ha ha! What about his meth bust?
Ha ha! You should have asked him about his charges on drug possession! That would be a hoot!

I can't believe how much my anus hurt after it was lacerated by the intense thrusting of a twenty-inch horse cock! Ha ha!

Ha ha, kojark! This really is Burl! I have a lot more time to surf the internet now that I'm bedridden and recovering from a lacerated anus. Darn that horse's humongous cock! Ha ha!

this movie looks too scary for me
Burl here! This movie looks toooo scary for me! Ha ha! I think I'll stick with Last Chance Harvey.