Ugh.
What are the chances that Guy Who Is Suffocating The Lower Half Of His Body is actually George in different pants?

Is, it, whatever…

Looks like
The old magic is back! I'd like to see Hagar or Cherone struggle to ride a giant, inflatable microphone. No one does is like Diamond Dave.

If Ellen's sad…
…why doesn't someone just send her a pick-me-up in the form of an Ellen greeting card? How could that not work?