As portrayed by Cameron Diaz in "There's Something About Morgaine."

So, every now and then I glance at the weirdness known as Lipstick Alley. It appears as though some People Of Color and their allies really don't like Rashida Jones. Aside from irrationality, does anybody have an idea what that's all about?

We turn the sound down on him and say rude things.

Gotham Central, right?

Exhibit A: "Got Me Wrong."

One-way ticket, indeed.

Yet, Germans love David Hasselhoff.

I will bet anyone 10 bitcoins (are they a real thing?) that if Green Acres makes the big screen, they will cast Sofia Vergara as Lisa. She seems to be Hollywood's go-to actress these days for dippy ethnic hottie.

Cool! Thanks.

If you squint, you would swear it's the Pythons.

Yes, but is she happy? Wild guess: Yeah.

Three months, or 30 THOUSAND miles? Sounds like the maintenance schedule for a hot-air balloon.

What did Davenport call Frank? Was it Pizza Man, or Pizza Guy?
Also, Michael Warren was Bobby Hill. I kept hearing "flashbacks" to Charles Haid's voice when King of the Hill first came on.

Here's one of the things that made an impression on young Bucky S. Dennis Franz actually played two characters. His first appearance was as Det. Sal Benedetto. He was an absolutely reprehensible a-hole, and the first character I ever flat-out hated. I remember him beating the crap out of Charles Haid's character. I…

In our Chicago family, we believe Gaffigan met my mom somehow somewhere.

But, the myth is not truly busted until something gets blown up.

I always confused her with Elaine Boosler. I am easily confused.

I ask this in all sincerity, but has there ever been a sitcom so in love with its main character? I don't just mean the surrounding characters, but the actual show itself. Because, I think as an audience member, if you don't drink the Leslie kool aid, it would be really hard to stick with P&R. I'll out myself as not…

It wasn't at all unexpected, but to have the last line of the program be about turning it off and on again was the perfect capper to a fun visit to the basement one more time.

The DVD of Rape of Europa, the real-life documentary that covers the work of the Monuments Men (and women). Outstanding.