CALM DOWN!?!?  A 48 year-old, drug addled, former pop-singer has died!!!!  How the fuck should one react in this situation !?!?

That Clint Eastwood commercial should have ended with him fish-tailin' down the street in a Gran Torino.

Your lack of punctuation makes me think you may be speaking to someone named Encrusted Butt.

No doubt Madonna will also want to get involved in that situation.

And AMURICA! Can't wait for my TV to tell me what I need to buy! AMURICA! AMURICA! AMURICA!

He's not going to be able to hear that.

C'mon now guys!  Dentists, Jews, and African Americans are great!