Tikiosai - I really do think it's something that we are supposed to accept as part of the technology of this world, like the fact that dreams can be entered and ideas stolen and that there are dreams within dreams where time operates on a strict relation to time in the "real world" and in "other dreams." It's just…

New Star of the Year
Didn't the Golden Globes drop this award soon after/because of the Pia Zadora fiasco?

Could you expand on that?

They said faucet, which refers to indoor plumbing which is illegal in Mississippi

You could move Switters.

I was only vaguely aware of Dark Shadows, but I just watched that clip and that was one of the worst things I've ever seen. Of course, the music alone helped to make it pretty terrible, but I don't know if it's the lame dialog about sword fighting card games or the absolutely affectless delivery, but… wow! It would be…

The good senator
Will Senator Tankerbell be involved in any way?

You came out and then you had Christopher Walken? Nice! How did your parents react?

Bravo Watcho!

Wow! I don't understand a single reference in your post Lil Moe. Congratulations!

Applebees is good for that sort of thing.

Just because it has a name doesn't mean it's any less sincere.

Okay, I'll say it. People who don't think Lost wrapped up it's story are overly pedantic and sad.

Oh Jorge! Tin is a different thing than lead.

Hah, you are much smarter than me. I got to "helpme" and thought, well that's not a word.

Well, in the AV Club's defense, none of those poor brown people could write for shit.

An F
I'm so excited to see a film got an F!! I may just go see it. In 3D

O'Neal!
Seriously, I could have just replied to the guy above me who mentioned this, but I think it needs its own entry. Mr O'Neal, you turn out stuff that is consistently hilarious. The whole Ice Ice Baby bit is pure gold. Seriously, thanks. Always awesome.

Newhart finale
Man, I have grown to hate the Newhart finale. What was a light comic flourish at the end of a series now gets referenced every single time a show goes off the air and is treated as the gold standard. As if anything else is a huge disappointment. It's bad enough when it's referring to another sitcom, as…

Well, keep in mind that the screenwriter doesn't ultimately have control over what the final version of his script looks like.