I would like to publicly state that I am sexually attracted to women crying.
This is not a joke.
I am not joking.
Seriously, guys, I need help.

I would like to publicly state that I am sexually attracted to women crying.
This is not a joke.
I am not joking.
Seriously, guys, I need help.

I think this article is genuinely poWhen you.

I had one. I loved the girl, she loved the attention, I think. She gave me an invitation to her wedding, we haven't talked since. One of my best friends throughout high school and college.
So yeah, hearing Ted bring that up made me actually cry. Well-done moment, though.

This is my favorite comment ever.

WHOOPS MY JOKE WAS ALREADY SAID IMMA JUST EDIT THIS HERE

I was there. One of the most fun shows I've ever been to. I'm not a huge fan, but they are extremely energetic live.
As energetic as they can be basically playing over the samples. I mean, A/B Machines had her voice on a loop before she even started singing.
Still, super fun.

I was going to say KAYLEE KAYLEE KAYLEE KAYLEE KAYLEE KAYLEE KAYLEE KAYLEE KAYLEE KAYLEE KAYLEE KAYLEE KAYLEE but now you've rendered it tacky.
I'll be in my bunk.

Remember that one time it was lupus?
Those were the days.

Pffffft Metallica festiv… oh, great, collection of bands I really like.
This festival is like hearing Newt Gingrich say something I agree with.

Do's: Be Jimi Hendrix
Don'ts: Cover Bob Dylan if you're not Jimi Hendrix

Yeah, SUPER bummed there's no specific SFU question in this. But it's good to see someone famous with politics around where mine are actually be candid about them.

Donde, está, la biblioteca. Me llamo T-Bone La araña discoteca. Discoteca, muñeca, La biblioteca Está en bigotes grandes, el perro, manteca. Manteca, bigotes, gigante, pequeño, la cabeza es nieve, cerveza es bueno. Buenos dias, me gusta papas frías, los bigotes de la cabra Es Cameron Diaz.

NORM!

Have you not been paying attention? This is what SOPA is designed to do: Block websites. Like China. You know, places with no First Amendment who eat weird foods.

War on ends!

Use surround sound speakers and unplug the center channel. It kills the commentary and keeps the game sound.

Mutant League Football!

No late hitting sucks, but the worst part about the NFL's interference is the fact that when players are on the ground, you can just touch them and they're down, like real football. It was WAY BETTER when you had to tackle everybody, every time, so you could sometimes get a first down from the 10-yard random spin…

Here we go, Chelsea, here we go!