I'll agree that at first I couldn't even tell it was Sean Phillips art but I'll probably buy it anyway because I'm a sucker for sword and sorcery nonsense.

You on point phife?

She's the lead singer of Joni and the Pussycats. Kickass band, dood, you should totally look them up.

Yeah, like that lighting guy walking around in Bale's eye-sight.

There should be a long panning shot of space with the shark in front of the Crab Nebula and the bear with Ursa Minor behind him. You know, for the Art snobs.

Well which one is it, son?
You want us ta freeze or get down on the ground?
We can't rightly do both.

I hope somebody covers…
"Hang myself from the Christmas Tree" by the Vandals

If Sphinx is absorbed into OSI what the hell will Shoreleave dramatically repeat after saying the name of thier organization? OSI! just doesn't have the same pinache.

That astronaut painting sounded too good to be true so I looked it up and found the clip. Some of you older folks aren't so good with the google so I thought I'd help you out.

I'm suprised no one's mentioned,
Brock Sampson's super power. I'd like to always know when someone is in my car. I also dig the fact that they made the car electric without using some kind of effeminate insinuation of the fact (ala Vince Vaugn's new movie trailer). Electric cars are cool dammit, even Brock thinks…

TLC:

Is this the proper place to complain about the lack of Order of the Triad representation?

If you can't take credit for it you might want to credit your sources. Unless it's wikipedia, then you can take all the credit you want.

I don't appreciate your ruse, your cunning attempt to deceive me.

John Constantine's game reviews are simply magical.
Get it? Get it?

Seriously, this sounds like the least ambitious documentary ever made. Talk about low hanging fruit.

Debbie Does Dallas
I don't think she ends up with any of those guys (or girls) after the movie. I guess it's just not in the cards for this poor love-lorn lady :(

The D in D-day stands for Day. That fucking kills me.

Yeah, but they'll give him some cheesy new outfit and want to retell his origin story with a much darker atmosphere. Just won't be the same.

dick