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The Whispers
were something that I wish they had never answered. Ever since season two when Lostpedia started transcribing them it was obvious that they were ghosts on the island, they even call each other by name, and it would have been nice if that had remained a little easter egg for future viewers.

So it's like The Dark Knight…
but from the Joker's perspective?

Oh god this film….
…such horror stories were coming from everyone working on it.

Annie's Pottery Making
Oh, this show…

From a great and very distracting lady.

I noticed that in LAX though too. Some of the people with better on island lives (Charlie getting off drugs and dying heroically) were worse off in LA (arrested and shamed). While those with worse lives (Locke's constant humiliations and death) seemed to have a better life in LA (Jack's going to fix his spine).

For whatever reason, isn't it explicit at this point that Hurley does…see things? I mean, Jacob's ghost probably isn't Smokey. Or if he is this plan is horrendously complicated.

They'd probably meet up on the way. Her certainly wasn't going to get there ahead of them.

And then left the island and was elected mayor of a large, but crime-riddled American city.

Er, sorry for that then. I tried to make it very vague.

Random Theory
Sawyer says he reached a point where he had to choose to become a criminal or a cop and he chose cop.

Fred Schneider…
…always reminded me of French Stewart. They should get him to play him in his movie.

Mr. Potty Mouth
Anyone catch Walsh on The Best Show where he got banned for life? Classic stuff.

Jessica Pare
has yet to appear in a film without whipping out those funbags. True story.

Tell me why…
…you love me like you do

All of them "grew" into their roles in the sense that the writer went on auto-pilot after two seasons and the actors latched onto two or three quirks for every situation. By the end they were just cartoons that ate sandwiches, cleaned neurotically and married Rachel every season finale.

You're probably thinking about that Wal-Mart movie where Jennifer Aniston boned Jake Gyllenhaal.

Wait, so is that ever a real monkey…
…or always just some midget in a monkey suit? I feel like that's false advertising at best. Like if Matt LeBlanc was on the poster and it actually starred David Schwimmer.

This list is incomplete without Mr. Brooks
Which is one of the most enjoyable bad movies I've ever seen.

Superman
Christine is married to Brandon Routh IRL. Which I always found interesting.