Yeah, Jason should be right up my alley, but having read five of his books (they take less than fifteen minutes apiece) I have yet to react with more than a shrug of the shoulders. Those expressionless faces and stiff bodies just leave me cold. Guess I'm not on his wavelength, humor wise.

I have never heard the word "planogram" before in my life, and now I've read it four times in one day.

If she's elected, she won't owe it much longer. That shit is lucrative!

I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought this. I had to Google to find out it was Sara Gilbert.

I wouldn't say this was a case of having different taste. Saying Crash "changed their life" is a whole other ball of wax.

I am ze author; you are ze audience. I outrank you!

I would characterize it as a "half-hearted" suicide attempt. More self-pity than truly a drive to end his life; he's too narcissistic for that, except as pure drama. Like, if he really wanted to kill himself, he could have probably held off passing out for a few more seconds. I don't think anyone with that much…

My favorite is when he made fun of the automatic garage door. Alien sarcasm!

It occurred to me while watching this that Rick and Morty is the show that I originally wanted Futurama to be. I really did think that the sci fi setting would allow Groening to unleash a more biting, more world-spanning side of his satire (I actually thought the pilot set up a dystopian, corrupt government that the…

I've come to refer to the series as "gloriously terrible." Every joke - EVERY joke - is met by me with eye-rolls and gut-clenching. There's nothing here that isn't groan worthy, and that itself is an accomplishment.

Oh, the DVD is a must have. Nearly every feature on it is gold and it also has one of the best director's commentaries I've ever heard.

I Shot Gun Bullets out of my Junk into a Pile of Rat Entrails
If God Was Real, All Humans Would Die Slowly with Festering Boils
Don't Clock my Cuckoo
The Venetian Blinds Doth Shadow
The City Heat that Lacked Anti-Depressants

There's nothing wrong with the pleasures available on Sgt. Pepper's (for Heaven's sake). I love a whole bunch of those songs, but I think any reasonable person would agree that Revolver and Abbey Road are both more solid rock albums with a greater breadth of sound and lyrics.

I've always loved both "She's Leaving Home" and "When I'm Sixty-Four", the former because of Pauls delicate vocals (I don't think he's ever sounded better, personally) and the latter mostly because it was introduced to me in the opening credits of The World According to Garp. I probably have a higher tolerance for…

More to the point, these are supposed to be a collection of warriors. While the male superheroes are somewhat justifiable because they need to be physically above the average, there's no rational reason why you'd expect female warriors to overlap so heavily with underwear models. They would definitely have, at the…

All this concern over whether Johnson is showing crows feet, not one person has noticed that Masters has way, way, way too much hair.

So, the fiance and I finished the premiere and we turned off the second episode in the middle for something unrelated and haven't gotten back to it.

I've imagined that Breaking Bad will be a trilogy, where after Saul's story is told, we get a third series that tracks an adult Jesse.

What
a
pile
of
kitch.

Don't get me wrong, I'm all behind efforts to embarrass the right people - it's wonderful schadenfreude - but this kind of activism is always going to burn itself out eventually because, as they're learning, there's lots of sacrifice and no payoff. The temporarily embarrassed people continue raking in piles of money…