The holiday song I hate the most is Barbra Streisand's version of Jingle Bells.  Jingle bells, jingle bells, jing, jing, jingle bells, jingle bells.  When I hear this playing in the supermarket, it makes me want to ram the cart through the first neatly stacked pyramid of canned pumpkin. 

I enjoyed it, but that's because I accepted right from the pilot's first scene that I wasn't going to find it believable.  The whole "curse" thing was a big tip-off.  I can't understand why someone who has so many problems with the show would continue to watch it, especially since the problems listed will continue to…