Maybe Mickie James as Trish's stalker, perhaps? Don't get me wrong, though. As soon as AJ threatens to forcibly perform oral sex on a fellow diva, she'll be far and away #1.

Maybe Mickie James as Trish's stalker, perhaps? Don't get me wrong, though. As soon as AJ threatens to forcibly perform oral sex on a fellow diva, she'll be far and away #1.

Good points all round here. I passionately second "WHERE THE FUCK IS DEAN AMBROSE?"

Good points all round here. I passionately second "WHERE THE FUCK IS DEAN AMBROSE?"

Oh screw it, I'm going to have to be that guy…

Oh screw it, I'm going to have to be that guy…