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Daniel Day Lewis and the News
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Who is on stage?
Yes.
Who is?
Yes.
Oh, so the name of the band is Yes?
No, Aunt Slappy, Yes isn't even AT this concert.
Then Who is on stage?
Yes.
Who is?
Yes.
That's what I just said, Yes is on stage.
No Aunt Slappy, Yes isn't here. Who's on stage.
What are you asking ME for?
I'm NOT.

I will wager a guess…
Who is Jaleel White?

You have to use protection at castle Anthrax, or else you end up having to push the pram a lot.

Anyone Can Play Guitar
…and put it on YouTube. That said, I enjoyed this more than I thought I would.

Mouth breathers.

"Uh oh, someone smells stinkyyyyyyy! Oh, it's me."

There. Broken.

Obligatory Thread Containing Simpsons Quotes
Really? Poochie gets name dropped in the article and no one's done this yet? I guess it's up to me then.

Obligatory Thread Containing Simpsons Quotes
Really? Poochie gets name dropped in the article and no one's done this yet? I guess it's up to me then.

Loaded like a freight train
Flyin' like an aeroplane
Feelin' like a space brain
One more time tonight

Darn the luck, darn!

Damp Mild American Summer
Doesn't quite have the same ring to it.

There Are Also Fifty Ways To Leave Your Lover
But I listened to the whole song. I only counted seven.