It's the role he was born to play, baby!

It's the role he was born to play, baby!

"Up For Breakfast" by Van Halen. Also applicable (and cringeworthy).

"Up For Breakfast" by Van Halen. Also applicable (and cringeworthy).

Good thing I hung onto some of that Be Sharps Funny Foam. I'm sitting on a gold mine!

Good thing I hung onto some of that Be Sharps Funny Foam. I'm sitting on a gold mine!

"Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?" already told us Homer was sterile, as well.

"Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?" already told us Homer was sterile, as well.

John Wooo?

John Wooo?

But Chief, what if they LIKE pizza?

But Chief, what if they LIKE pizza?

Funny, I don't remember that.

Funny, I don't remember that.

He learned, almost too late, that man is a feeling creature and, because of it, the greatest in the universe. He learned, too late for himself, that men have to make their own way, to make their own mistakes. There can't be any gift of perfection from outside ourselves. And, when men seek such perfection, they find…

He learned, almost too late, that man is a feeling creature and, because of it, the greatest in the universe. He learned, too late for himself, that men have to make their own way, to make their own mistakes. There can't be any gift of perfection from outside ourselves. And, when men seek such perfection, they find…

Switcherrrrrrrrrrr!

Mystery Science Theater 3000: "Santa Claus Conquers The Martians."

"Pills N Thrills" is definitely the standout in the Happy Mondays catalog, though I do have to admit preferring the 12" inch mixes of "Step On" and "Loose Fit" — both were included on "Double Easy: The US Singles" which was my entry point for the Happy Mondays.

"Second Coming" wasn't terrible, it just had the unfortunate luck of following up a damn near perfect album. Three decent singles, some interesting album tracks and a bit of filler puts it on par with almost any other average album by any other established artist. There was just no way it was going to stand up to the…