I tried it for a while and the coffee doesn't come out right - it's a bit weak. I think the pods have a resistance in them that keeps the water from shooting straight through. Of course, I found you could remedy that by buying the miniature coffee filters that are available. I finally got tired of dealing with the…

They're super easy to upgrade. Just get the card, unplug the one in your system (note where it was connected to power and such), and plug in the new one.

I'm taking that as Morty, Summer, and Grandpa.

I always liked the one about how they do everything they can to save a fetus, but if it grows up to be a doctor, they just might have to kill it.

I'm just glad they got the hell out of Colorado.

I figured he was either a child molester or he lived in his mom's basement based on the way he dressed. Maybe both.

It's sulphur, right? Gotta be sulphur.

I think those are called 'saddles'.

A Mexican with huge hands.

I'd invite the naysayers to go to Daytona Beach for the rest of the week and hang out at the beach.

Just need to avoid those Cajuns.

"Now, listen. I know the two of you are very different from each other in a lot of ways, but you have to understand that as far as Grandpa's concerned, you're both pieces of shit. Yeah. I can prove it mathematically. Actually, l-l-let me grab my white board.

<interrupts> Wrong. <interrupts again=""> Wrong.

That's because it's like listening to someone having an aneurysm. Toward the end of the debate my head hurt whenever he spoke and I was having a very hard time figuring out what the hell he was talking about.

Spatial autocorrelation. Things close to you tend to be more like you. That works if your friends and family were the only ones voting. Otherwise, it's pretty damned stupid.

Have him do a reboot to Bosom Buddies.

He's actually pretty awesome. First Rockies game I ever went to was in August of 2000. I bought my first beer in that stadium from him. I remember it was brutally hot and he would squeeze ice water from his bin over us. He also hands out a business card and carries a cell phone so you can call him over to your…

I see your glass is booze-colored…

I'd say they are cooking the books. No, we're not going to give you the presale numbers because of course we sold out. I'd bet there are boxes of new iPhones sitting in warehouses being held back just to give the appearance of high demand.

When I cancelled DirecTV a couple years ago, they were being all crazy ex-girlfriend on me, calling all the time. The last one to call got all exasperated when I told her I didn't need their service and asked me 'Well, what are you going to do with your TVs?!?!'. I almost asked her if she wanted to buy one.