What did you do to have your colon surgically removed?

The best is the assholes that say more guns are the answer.  Just like the answer to drunk driving is to hand out car keys and bottles of Jack.

The best is the assholes that say more guns are the answer.  Just like the answer to drunk driving is to hand out car keys and bottles of Jack.

Where and what year?

Where and what year?

Because flat planes make the best skate parks…

Because flat planes make the best skate parks…

It's even more funny when you realize Republican ideals from then are Democrat ideals now.

It's even more funny when you realize Republican ideals from then are Democrat ideals now.

Drake: You might not think so, but buffalo sauce totally makes muktuk go down way easier.

Drake: You might not think so, but buffalo sauce totally makes muktuk go down way easier.

When I look at that photo I can't help but think it's missing a cherry.

When I look at that photo I can't help but think it's missing a cherry.

Yeah, the cat's on the grandparents farm always had a low survival rate.  Either grandma would accidentally step on the kittens because they were always under foot, grandpa would accidentally run them over, or there would be a mess under the hood on a cool day.  We were all in the habit of laying on the horn before…

Yeah, the cat's on the grandparents farm always had a low survival rate.  Either grandma would accidentally step on the kittens because they were always under foot, grandpa would accidentally run them over, or there would be a mess under the hood on a cool day.  We were all in the habit of laying on the horn before…

That's what happens when you eat Chipotle. Although, it did seem to fire him up in the Denver debate.  Maybe he gets aggressive when he thinks he might shit his pants…

That's what happens when you eat Chipotle. Although, it did seem to fire him up in the Denver debate.  Maybe he gets aggressive when he thinks he might shit his pants…

I'd have a lot of kids too, but I use contraception.  And I don't believe they'll worship me as a god on my own planet if I'm good.

I'd have a lot of kids too, but I use contraception.  And I don't believe they'll worship me as a god on my own planet if I'm good.

Hook?  Did Buster get him?  Cause that would be awesome.