In the ole' days, we used lard.

Is there anything other than a fictionalized Art Vandelay?

What's the saying, better to burn out than to slowly fade away?

You saying she's bi?

I think you meant to say Pocatello, Idaho.

Music is like wine.  If someone starts to think they know something about it, they like to talk about how much they know about it, bullshit or not, and if you don't agree that their opinion is the right opinion, then you are WRONG.

2016 Democrats should get Gov. Hickenlooper of Colorado to run.  Or Gov. Schweitzer of Montana.

For some reason I get the feeling Hitler would have found another reason to exterminate Jews…

Always fun when someone takes a great idea and turns it into eugenics!

I will second that wholeheartedly.  Not exactly sure why, but that seems like a very apt description of Ben Stein.

I thought the "B" stood for BEES!

Sounds like something that should be done by Pootytang.

For some reason, I think Paris Hilton's successor was just born.

[sees fastandsloppy vomit]

I hate to ask this, but does your mom and profdragon's mom have something in common?

That's ok, it will be on Netflix streaming in like 2 or 3 years.

Fo' drizzle, bleee atch!

A dollar under what you said.

Snooping drug-sniffing doggs.

Stupid Disqus.