And that kids is why everyone hates Jesus.

I clicked on this thinking there was going to be a movie about hi jinx at a trailer park Synagogue. Disappointed.

/ I HAVE HUGE TERRIBLE EXAMS NEXT WEEK THAT I AM NOT PREPARED FOR! WHY AM I WRITING OUT MY STUPID THEORIES FOR SHONDA RHIMES' SCANDAL!

I think he'll be murdered because he will slowly lose his mind and Huck will try to scare him away, and you will think that's worked.

I have a feeling she will have an episode where she has a series of media blunders and Olivia will say "We can come back from this. I'm your gladiator, but I need you in the ring with me, I can't defend you, if if you're not willing to live. WE CAN ALWAYS COME BACK *it'll be an outburst that has a double meaning, …

Is it bad that I forced my boyfriend to reenact James and Cyrus' interaction. Sub question: Is it possible to ship a couple that's already together, or do I have to demand a spinoff. / Tangent on sub question: Spin off scenario Cyrus becomes Dean of Harvard and James uncovers a nefarious conspiracy conducted by…

All with the power of snark.

G-d dammit Astral Weeks that's what I was typing!

Harmony probably had the happiest ending - although, considering Whedon's MO if we had another two seasons she probably would have become more complicated and likeable only for Angelus to stake her in some weird powerplay move.

This whole recap shouldn't have been about Fitz and Olivia's love, it should have been about the most contrived scene of basketball ever shown on network television.

I think he is Fiona's baby daddy. Am I the only one who thinks that?

No to this, no to ALL of this.

Also Hamish Macdonald quit their news lineup - which makes me sad, my news is definitely 73% less sexy.

If they ever remake Hey Dad! they should make sure that the lead isn't a pedophile.

In an ideal world, who would drag-Mellie make out with? My vote would be Xena the Warrior Princess.

If Mellie doesn't become a gay icon, I withdraw my support for gay marriage.