I've never seen Die Hard either, and this episode gave me false hope that if I announce it to people a bunch of delightful men will want to hang out with me to make it their life's mission to get me to watch and appreciate it.

I've never seen Die Hard either, and this episode gave me false hope that if I announce it to people a bunch of delightful men will want to hang out with me to make it their life's mission to get me to watch and appreciate it.

It was odd, though. She immediately followed up the early prayer by saying she doesn't think that God cares who wins and loses and that she thinks praying for your team to win isn't a worthwhile activity. But then she seemed to think the outcome was God-ordained. Honestly, I guess she probably just believes that God…

It was odd, though. She immediately followed up the early prayer by saying she doesn't think that God cares who wins and loses and that she thinks praying for your team to win isn't a worthwhile activity. But then she seemed to think the outcome was God-ordained. Honestly, I guess she probably just believes that God…

My only laugh-out-loud (which is not a criticism, I probably do it once every four episodes if I'm watching ANY show alone) was in the coda when Angie was kissing Nick over the bar and they zoomed out and the old dude at the bar was rubbing her back. I don't know why, but I did a full spit-take at that one. I always…

My only laugh-out-loud (which is not a criticism, I probably do it once every four episodes if I'm watching ANY show alone) was in the coda when Angie was kissing Nick over the bar and they zoomed out and the old dude at the bar was rubbing her back. I don't know why, but I did a full spit-take at that one. I always…

Gemma once again intercepting something meant for Tara was the only part of the episode that really infuriated me, and unfortunately it was early on enough that I got very pessimistic very fast. It was about another hour's worth of less irksome contrivances before I felt like I was in good hands again. (Was entirely…

Gemma once again intercepting something meant for Tara was the only part of the episode that really infuriated me, and unfortunately it was early on enough that I got very pessimistic very fast. It was about another hour's worth of less irksome contrivances before I felt like I was in good hands again. (Was entirely…

I'm sure that's it — they're just licking the delicious peanut butter off each other! It's just a hard thing to watch, staged though it is.

I'm sure that's it — they're just licking the delicious peanut butter off each other! It's just a hard thing to watch, staged though it is.

Loved that. The second they showed the dog fighting, I immediately remembered that dogs are Tig's biggest soft spot (as well they should be!) and knew we were in for something.

Loved that. The second they showed the dog fighting, I immediately remembered that dogs are Tig's biggest soft spot (as well they should be!) and knew we were in for something.

Dana started that line and, seriously, my skin started to crawl and I was practically screaming "Don't say the rest of it! Don't say the rest of it! Stop there!"

Dana started that line and, seriously, my skin started to crawl and I was practically screaming "Don't say the rest of it! Don't say the rest of it! Stop there!"

True, but I don't know that Walden would have cared all that much.

True, but I don't know that Walden would have cared all that much.

I continue to find Scarlett an intolerable character played by an actress who is either bad or just making inexplicable choices. And that "Ring of Fire" was embarrassingly bad.

I continue to find Scarlett an intolerable character played by an actress who is either bad or just making inexplicable choices. And that "Ring of Fire" was embarrassingly bad.

I thought her version of it was god-awful.

I thought her version of it was god-awful.