I wanted a Canada Dry SO BAD.

I love Michigan, and I love it even more now that I know Kristen is from there.

Is he near-sighted, but has perfect vision up-close? Is it a way to avoid eye-contact with his judges? Does he even NEED glasses? I think me and your mom would really hit it off, @avclub-d35d0af0d2a70c049bbedcb88e25ef28:disqus

@The_Guilty_Party:disqus My god it's worse - think horses. Think testing - TASTE-testing.

That reminds of my spec script "Green Acre" about the attempts of a bumbling but lovable bureaucrat to get Haifa Bay residents to put their recycling bins out on time.

@avclub-9dda699ddd7ab7ee0e3543ceadc67e76:disqus  I call shenanigans that Gollum doesn't know potatoes. He's just making fun of Sam's stupid hick talk. And also showing his disdain for cooking perfectly good rabbits in a stew, fer chrissakes, when they could be eating sushi. He's the prototypical hipster.

Actually @avclub-e2684ea2157a2423b7463536886837b2:disqus  it's a pointed satire on down-home folks that, moments before production, blunts every single possible glimmer of satire and becomes, phoenix-like, a show to reassure people that a 1956 that never really existed should have. A winking, baby-boomer nostalgia…

Yes. They most certainly are.

Yes. They most certainly are.

Sadly, he was eaten by the walkers in Vermont…

Sadly, he was eaten by the walkers in Vermont…

Yes please. That would actually slash the budget considerably. He could easily film one zombie and have it take up an entire segment, and WH could probably pull it off.

Yes please. That would actually slash the budget considerably. He could easily film one zombie and have it take up an entire segment, and WH could probably pull it off.

God I love Spree(TM). You can't get it in my part of the country, I'm gonna have to move back to 'Spree Country,' amirite? I preferred Dandelion and Burdock, though.

God I love Spree(TM). You can't get it in my part of the country, I'm gonna have to move back to 'Spree Country,' amirite? I preferred Dandelion and Burdock, though.

His name is not Maximus it is Gladiator.

His name is not Maximus it is Gladiator.

Awwwwww @avclub-ab7d240c84d7265faec0b698a29c6ca7:disqus  and @avclub-21a8615938a206d4311a58a53ad8890e:disqus  illustrated their respective points to some degree!

Awwwwww @avclub-ab7d240c84d7265faec0b698a29c6ca7:disqus  and @avclub-21a8615938a206d4311a58a53ad8890e:disqus  illustrated their respective points to some degree!

I told the missus that [guy with kid named Saffron] would normally be a standout douchebag on one of these Top Chefs - kind of arrogant, lame stories about arbitrary child names - but here, with all the douchey competition, he is near the top in likability. Terrible group of people. Especially Handlebarstache. That…