she's also made of candy - easy to remold

she's also made of candy - easy to remold

I, sir, LIVE in Orange County. The pho is amazing.

I, sir, LIVE in Orange County. The pho is amazing.

Hey dude, did you work on hotel transylvania, or samurai jack? both awesome btw.

Hey dude, did you work on hotel transylvania, or samurai jack? both awesome btw.

It's so awesome how the even numbers go east-west and the odds go north-south - but if you live in any major metropolitan area, that rule pretty much goes out the window! It's fun to discuss all the various details of THAT situation for most metro hubs around coffee with the folks! One time though Grandpa started…

It's so awesome how the even numbers go east-west and the odds go north-south - but if you live in any major metropolitan area, that rule pretty much goes out the window! It's fun to discuss all the various details of THAT situation for most metro hubs around coffee with the folks! One time though Grandpa started…

Here's your mom's internal thought process: "omigod omigod omigod this is perfect I can get the whole birds and bees thing out of the way right now and then we can go to hotdog on a stick!"

Here's your mom's internal thought process: "omigod omigod omigod this is perfect I can get the whole birds and bees thing out of the way right now and then we can go to hotdog on a stick!"

After he does get his candy, my wealthy aunt won't let my nephew eat any of it - it's net value is too high to waste it all by eating it all at the same time. Rich people are crazy, cheap assholes.

After he does get his candy, my wealthy aunt won't let my nephew eat any of it - it's net value is too high to waste it all by eating it all at the same time. Rich people are crazy, cheap assholes.

"Genuine Class." There. Easy

"Genuine Class." There. Easy

@Fear Of Music None of it matters because other than Costco and some airports, you still have to pull the door handle to escape.

@Fear Of Music None of it matters because other than Costco and some airports, you still have to pull the door handle to escape.

Please please please let him stand motionless for an entire scene…

Please please please let him stand motionless for an entire scene…

Did you also pick the wrong week to quit smoking, amphetamines, and barbiturates?

Did you also pick the wrong week to quit smoking, amphetamines, and barbiturates?