The best part was when Homer put pills in Hugh's jellybeans…

Uh, Star-Lord's origin got a little more than "a few panels" back in the 70's… like, an entire issue of Marvel Preview!  I know that the 40-odd pages of that origin might seem meager in today's market, when an origin story takes twelve fucking issues to tell, but believe me, it did the trick…

"You know what's not sexy?  Regret."  Dead-on perfect.

"You know what's not sexy?  Regret."  Dead-on perfect.

There's obviously some kinda party goin' on here, but they're a little short on pants…

There's obviously some kinda party goin' on here, but they're a little short on pants…

Where's "Double Shot Of My Baby's Love"?!  Fucking squares…

Is anybody else bothered by Chuck & Sarah's supposed financial situation here?  You know, after Decker was liquidated and the team was all put back into good standing, did nobody go, "oh, hey, any chance you can un-freeze those assets that Decker froze awhile back?".  I mean, it had to have been something like seventy…