So basically, don't go to a party where Zack Handlen m
ight be invited. He really hates you.

Or The Thick of It…

Is the space pope reptilion

Phrasing! Boom!

He learnt it from Podrick. Mystery solved!

Just deactivate and act stupid? If the ex bothers to get in touch just say you were getting weird glitches in the system or some shit and were advised by Netflix to deactivate. Lying is an excellent way to weasel out of stuff. It's your moral imperative to take back that child's free gift and lie to your ex. Also…

Fuck Yeahllo!

Barristan Selmy wants a word. Jaime has also had kids and killed the king he was sworn to protect so owning land shouldn't be a problem in the oath breaking department. Liked for the Monty Python image though :)

Being a one handed Kingsguard is probably grounds for dismissal. No? Politically correct arseholes….

With dragons? I'm not falling for that shit Khaleesi!

With Jaime losing his hand will he automatically be discounted from the Kingsguard and his oath? Making him a legitimate heir to Casterly Rock again? <—— always be looking for silver linings

Rob's in the middle of a war (and a prime target for assassination), Catelyn is somewhat of a prisoner (or at least subject to the whims) of Rob and Blackfish had a thirty year spat with Hoster, it stopped none of them. She instead decides to marry one of the lieutenants/bannermen/(whatever twatbeard is) of the enemy…

Well Twatbeard did say to Tyrion:

Why wasn't she at her dad's funeral anyway?

I liked that Tyrion actually was pretty smart in that scene, there are 2 heads to a table if seen in a certain light. And he opened the discussion too, clever boy.

Yeah rape is never ok buddy so probably… i dunno stop being turned on by it?

Could it have been Ros settling her "debt" to Tyrion? Just a thought…

He's a hypocritical prick:

That's how long his last pillow lasted before… Oh i don't want to finish that…

That's pretty kinky in it's own right…