Tom Hardy FTW, nice work urgh

Yup, I love you AVClub, but boo to this list.

Nice try Fignuts!! "The ultimate zing!"

Allowing you to live is the worst thing that has ever happened in America…

THE PAIN!!!!!!!

From the writer of xXx….
Can't wait to see this

One of those goddamn banners on the page should be enough, running 3 or 4 of the fucking things on the same page at once is retarded

Cleveland Sanchez

Just because lots of people like your art
doesn't mean that your pandering to your audience Gallo. Yeah, some directors do play to their audience, but saying that you create only for yourself and with only your own considerations in mind, especially when it comes to film, is a little bit dishonest and more than a…

I am, as well, flagrantly optimistic

DANGER ZONE!!!

I concur, scorched-earth-policy

Only one question remains..
which will he produce first

…
*crickets*

YIKES
Witness the beginnings of what could quite possibly turn out to be the worst human being to ever walk the Earth.

Fuckin magnets, right?

Next up on Rob Lowe's Robert Evans transformation list: One giant-vampire-bat-disco coke nostril.

Mmmmmmm Kevin Bacon.. sounds good!

I'd like to second Arsenio, if she could even lift a sandwich…

Sooooooo close Jorge