Did you see that bedsheet Barb wanted Sarah to wear at her wedding? She ended up donning it for the backyard ceremony, but it was just as awful as Nikki's dress. I mean there's modest and then there's Mormon. Where do you even buy a dress like that? I guess probably at the Mormon mall in SLC where you buy your…

4's a crowd?
Last season I kept thinking the show was setting us up for one of the wives leaving Bill. Any of them, really, should/would have left him at some point in the story arc. But this season, what with Barb's new feminism and her insistence that women can be priesthold holders (whatever the hell that means),…

Subject vs. Object
"(credit for the script goes to Megan Ganz, whom I should mention is a former Onion writer, yet is also someone I've never, ever met, though I've seen her do stand-up)"