Worst case Ontario.

Somehow, I felt that trailer was trying to trick me, as I don't believe Zak Snyder could make a movie with such heart and soul.

Aren't most of the ones in the credits of the show in the middle of the actor's names?

Yeah, definitely.

I don't know who that is, and I don't care to find out.

@LurkyMcLurkerson:disqus I'm definitely one of those people.  "The Doctor's Wife" had a lot of dialogue with Gaiman's stamp on it, mainly in his interactions with the "wife", which were the highlights for me.  "Nightmare in Silver" could have been written by anyone, so it didn't seem special.  I think the kids were…

I don't have a copy of the book, but I think there's an introduction or afterword in which he says he set out to do just that.  (Of course, there is much more to the Jungle book than the Mowgli story, but that's the one we're really talking about when we say "The Jungle Book".)

@avclub-e773dbc579a0ef997675d836974d747c:disqus It's a reference the people below you understood. @avclub-ff8ee1d5c84a9aede7a54344151622cd:disqus Definitely knows what I'm talking about.

I'm no mathematician, but if 1 is the normal speed, and 0 is not playing at all, then the answer to your question is "no", because slowed by 1,200% would put the speed somewhere between 0 and 1, I think.

I paid for an argument, what you're doing is contradicting.

Fuck this shit.  I'll just watch the original Motion Picture for the 20th time.

You misspelled "shit".  That show is pure "shit".

That was actually some really cool improv, assuming they didn't agree to do this bit ahead of time.  If they did, it was still funny.

When he went to satellite radio, I was pretty happy because I don't have satellite radio and I knew I'd never have to hear from him again.

I enjoyed "Napoleon Dynamite".

I've rarely laughed so hard at anything while sober.

Amen, brother.  I won't let anything but Legos into my home, and that actually means something since I have a son.

That was the most surprising Jesus quote I learned by reading The Brick Bible: The New Testament.

Or, in America, "That's a number!"

Yes, the X-Men's mansion is in Westchester. @avclub-8bed55b0ef54c9b799fd53a8ce7ae71d:disqus  His character on Suburbia lives in Chatswin.