I reject the idea that Thor drinks any caffeinated beverage other than the blackest coffee from the deepest pits of Nifflheim.

I've never lived outside Oregon.  But, fuck that movie.

I've never lived outside Oregon.  But, fuck that movie.

Those were some of her best work.

Those were some of her best work.

Celebrities don't follow the news?

Celebrities don't follow the news?

Science is whatever we want it to be.

Science is whatever we want it to be.

No, but it's getting more frequent, was my point.  These things used to be mainly funny and/or exciting, but this is just….I don't know, like they need a different category for this crap….I'll still read about it, but I'll go in knowing what to expect.

No, but it's getting more frequent, was my point.  These things used to be mainly funny and/or exciting, but this is just….I don't know, like they need a different category for this crap….I'll still read about it, but I'll go in knowing what to expect.

So, "Great Job, Internet" is supposed to be read sarcastically, now?

So, "Great Job, Internet" is supposed to be read sarcastically, now?

As long as I don't have to see two dudes bang in a shed…

As long as I don't have to see two dudes bang in a shed…

I caught a few seconds of this while flipping through channels.  Just enough to hear a few lines of awkward courtroom dialogue between the lawyer and her client.  Three words: shitty fucking acting.

I caught a few seconds of this while flipping through channels.  Just enough to hear a few lines of awkward courtroom dialogue between the lawyer and her client.  Three words: shitty fucking acting.

Chrome > Safari > IE

Chrome > Safari > IE

No can do….I'm too busy doing The Bartman.