Remember I said I was going to tell you about the time I almost died?

And a moron, too. Morons hate it when you call them morons.

Yeah, but her mother was elected Queen of Naboo, so it was democratic. However-the-fuck you elect a Queen…Jesus fuck!

Yup.

I like tattoos and all…
but, goddamn, just look at that guy! (shudder)

Lizzy Caplan
Still needs a job, right? Let's do this!

Come on, overpopulation isn't a problem at all.

My black son, my black son…

Of course it's McG
Fucking of course it's being produced under a shitheel like McG! Jesus fuck!

Just let Beiber direct
Has no one else suggested this yet? Clearly, to be the subject of one's own biopic at 16, must mean one is a genius and could surely take on the writing, directing, and producing roles. Possibly the world's first autobiopic.
Then, he'd have a whole new avenue for creative outlet in filmmaking…

Exactly, Bobloblaw. This show sucks hard. Why are you people still watching it? Even my wife, who has terrible taste in TV shows *NCIS* stopped watching it.

I think Purga-Potty's point, and I agree here, is that Bones is so irrelevant that it shouldn't matter what they do. They could cast President Amuffinajap of Iran for all I care, because Bones is meaningless.

Snake Eyes, 8MM, Ghost Rider, National Treasure, Face/Off, Trapped in Paradise, Amos and Andrew…yep, Cage owns all right….sure, whatever you say, ZMF.

The rule of threes
First, that Miller guy, now this, who will be next?

You're an adult and know the names of Last Airbender characters? You'd better have kids…

Hermaphrodite porn…chicks with dicks that put mine to shame.

Yeah, I never knew the origin of the bouncing ball, never heard of any of these songs…but, if he signed Aretha Franklin and Bob Dylan, he was doing something right.

Mama will spank!

It's bigger on the inside than it is on the outside.

@SpindleFiend: Too bad The Specials was a horrendous movie.