he should do something with The Rock

Christ sake, I fist-pumped the air when Forsythe turned up, but the last two episodes have been a bit flat if I'm honest. Maybe it's True Detective making everything else look like amateur night right now, but I think there's more to it.

yeah but he's a Scientologist, ergo he's a fucking loon

the same reason all the dinosaurs died out

perhaps she's saved the last dance for TNT

could be the new downfall

he puts his field trousers on one leg at a time

I didn't read that at all, just "oooh Funkhauser, that's a funny name"

he can't die, he's got four kidneys

Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje

that's one serious dose of the clap

I don't know, just started Galveston last night and it didn't really hook me at all, felt like a pretty standard noir kind of novel (albeit one that was written pretty well like James Sallis)

"Adjectives rejected in favour of Kafkaesque"

Jesus II: The Secret of the Jooze

someone obviously didn't think so

I'm talking about current-day cult celebrity Trejo not early 1980s tooth-chipping Trejo, who yes I imagine was more of a grizzly bear

…I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced

oh I imagine Trejo is a teddy bear in real life

I'll have the fish

This is quite literally the lowest point of Western civilisation. Will repost.