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ok Dikachu

this happened to me as a kid watching Tim Burton's Batman

I saw it last night, great film…there were a couple of walk-outs. I can see it frustrating a lot of people, but I went into it knowing what to expect (ie the unexpected). Having said that, I didn't think it was that far "out there" really, just a bit slow and ponderous for some. I can totally imagine someone else…

get a job as a teacher

arguable? that shit was classic

Ligotti don't write novels either, which is a shame although the longest fiction thing he's written (My Work Is Not Yet Done) I didn't like as much as the short stories. I'm guessing/hoping that True Detective might see him back in print because I'm not paying those amazon prices

he's no Craig Ferguson that's for sure

Drewbacca?
Nancy Drew?

I just saw Danny Trejo, Luis Guzmán and Treat Williams were in this and figured it'd be awesome

the anus is on Raylan to get it right

Mein Kampf 3: Citizens On Patrol

Ford Fairlane?

or maybe read the actual books with Raylan in them

I saw a Reichardt film once. It was kinda like watching paint dry.

Barney Miller

This made me a little more
curious to read her stuff, I’m a big fan of Barthelme, Millhauser and things like
that and she seems to be mining a similar field. But generally I agree with
you, there isn’t a lot here if you haven’t read the stories first.

yeah, well you're not from Chicago

I get the criticisms against the film (it's too saccharine, formulaic etc etc) but honestly I didn't think it was that bad.

on the far left is Exhibit A in the argument for more diets featuring salad