You mean Papa Song's has shitty burgers, right?

You mean Papa Song's has shitty burgers, right?

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Fact: Kubrick won the Best Visual Effects Oscar for 2001, meaning he has won the same amount of Oscars that Three 6 Mafia did.

Calzones are pointless.

The only comfort I take over "Los Angeles" losing is that maybe "White Girl" can be a choice that wins next year.

It's all Todd's fault. He did that article comparing 30 Rock to Will & Grace and Rabin bought into it really hard.

Being human does indeed suck.

If you want to see dorky white people do "Baby Got Back," go to your local karaoke bar. Having said that, I did write in "Ignition (Remix)."

May you also have a prosperous and happy anus!

It is. The TV Club has two episodes listed as E06 for some reason.

The 13 year old I'm in is also very pleased.

Hey, at least I got a candy bar out of it!

The SummerSlam match built on the Money in the Bank match. Both men had new counters for moves that worked last time. It was a continuation, like Empire Strikes Back, not a rehash, like Home Alone 2: Lost in New York. So, you can't say he puts on the same match over and over.

I've done it before, but then again I work as a karaoke host and will stick myself in the queue on slow nights. You wind up doing a lot of obscure stuff because you're fucking tired of hearing "Bohemian Rhapsody" every night.

Bert = Duck Phillips.

Video games + Runway is one hell of a combo!

Nadsat, while based on Russian, isn't entirely Russian. "Khorosho" being corrupted into "horrorshow" is probably the clearest example. Even if it was, the way it's tossed into English sentences would constitute as twisting the language. If Lacey Chabert was trying to make "bueno" happen, would Mean Girls not be…

I'll admit: I read this article with the fleeting hope that it would describe an encounter between Todd and Punk.