So, who's he yelling at? Cheeto? Liberals? Lady Gaga? I'm confused.

James, hate to break this to you this, but your dad is the reason why the Orange Baboon is preznit today.

And a democracy is supposed to be a happy ending? Careful what you wish for.

Those damn Rooskies.

Did he at least get the White Walkers to pay for it?

"Jon, you're a Targaryen. I'll fill you in on the details when you get back." Bran

Well, not really—Drogon has an endoskeleton so he's closer to a human than a bug.

Maybe he's descended from whoever built The Wall—cuz that's a fairly implausible bit of construction. (Didn't read books, but am familiar with Bran the builder, blah, blah, blah…)

I assume they have very persuasive collection agencies going after all manner of deadbeats.

Sounds almost Steve Bannon-ish—destroy the administrative state and what have you.

"Actually, it's something I whipped up from all of those chamber pots I've been emptying…"(oh, crap, that was supposed to be my quiet voice!)

No, it's a little autistic kid with a snow-globe.

A final episode of various leaders making legal arguments and signing documents. Sounds too good to be true.

This genre is called "fantasy" for a reason. None of it is supposed to make accurate, scientific sense. The flying, whale sized dragons should make that much pretty clear.

Sam's just lazy, plus he's got a lot of other things to worry about. I can't wait for the scene when the old Maester has to fire him.

You mean, they don't actually kill the real dogs in movies or TV shows? Now I don't believe in anything.

He just wants to make Westeros great again! And those ravens, btw, fake! all of them.

Well, he's got plenty of time to think up a new ending. It's not like there's only 1 option for how this thing could resolve itself.

There's a horn that controls dragons? Then what's the point of having dragons? What a ridiculous place.

(They walk off together into the misty night) "You know, Bran, I think this is the start of a beautiful friendship."