To be fair, Harrison Ford probably did help George Lucas earn a few solid nice mansions in the Northern California hills.

Or… wait for it… another region altogether? I hear big things about this place called California.

Jeez. I just realized that he was saying this to Jian Ghomeshi. Goddamnit reality! What percentage of future memories won't involve acknowledging, "and, unrelated to the story, but that guy was also a rapist."

Steve Bannon may have been pretty and rich, but he was never a person.

Very cool…

Yeah… at that level only Mormons are not binge drinking at some point in their lives.

Um, what qualifies as binge drinking? Because if we're going by AMA/CDC rules, I'd have to say, yeah it is awesome.

I love Marc Maron now - if there's a god, he should cancel his insufferable podcast and stick to standup and TV.

Yeah! Imagine having to talk to John Travolta! Shudders…

Would you say that about Dana York or Jane Benyo?

Since this already sounds terrible, let me double down:

There's no way that was real. I know giant Russians who couldn't do that.

Awesome. I'm excited. I saw that interview… ten years ago, and I remain struck by his eloquence, anger, clarity of vision, and emotions. To be in a Ken Burns documentary glorifying WWII vets (and those at home) and railing against hagiography of people like him was… amazing.

What book first?

Are we kidding? There are FAR more interesting scenarios than our next Civil War retread. Here's an actual list:

Um, but it is? Marvel has a relatively rich landscape to draw on. This thing might shock us, but the beats are pretty familiar at this point.

Him? Is he funny or something?

"But the Civil War failed to resolve the underlying issues, itself" - black people living between 1877 and 1968.

Oh man… Paul Fussel - I saw his interview in The War… and it sits with me. Is he really the crotchety, angry, brilliant humanist I think he is? How badly do I need to read his books?

Wait, what's this?