I totally agree about that. I definitely have very personal, and idiosyncratic outrage and opinion. And there's no reason it should hew to anyone else's.
As to the other issue, Remember #FireColbert ?

Because keeping the words is a good reminder of our past? I actually like the idea that women get to retain use of the "b-word", gays and lesbians get to retain the use of the "f-word", etc. It's a dark part of the heritage of humanity. If you happen to be white, male, and straight, I suppose you don't get to use…

No… it's an implicit admission that saying the words (at least by you) is wrong. The best comparison I can think of is how certain Jewish people write, "G-d" to avoid writing "God".

Sadly, that's probably incomplete. As someone who is neither "white" nor "black", I've seen morons exploit this because "they're not white!". Here's my rule: Don't use hateful words that target a group, unless you're a member of that group.

You've MOSTLY changed my mind. I went knee-jerk. That said, I think it's a little rich when homophobic or racist GOP types find it convenient to police the speech of progressives. There's a good spectrum of outrage, but there's also disingenuous outrage.

If the voice was anyone but Turturro, I'd see your point. But, when the Jesus is playing a giant talking dog, I'm calling it comedy.

Wait… no, that's not real, is it?

Yeah, it's ridiculous. I find it bizarre that anyone gets circumcised when it's not mandated by religion. (Even then, it's kinda crazy, but more explicable.) If your only reason for cutting your kid's penis up is to conform, you're a pretty crazy parent, I think.

Damnit. Now I really, really want to watch a Scooby Doo Solves the Perfect Crime! episode. Watching Velma wrestle with the moral blackness of Leopold and Loeb would be great.

We need a Poe's Law for situations like this. I am pretty sure you're being sarcastic, but I also think there are probably assholes who circumcise their pets. Oh, apocalyptic asteroid, where are you?

I always wondered if ATHF would have much of a shelf-life in our collective memories. The fact that you're making this reference… a decade after it landed is quite surprising.

Why I'm never going to grad school.

I've never been sure - it's such a tone break that I can't see what he was going for except comedy? I'm a huge fan of Spike Lee (even his uneven/bad stuff) and while he deserves some criticism, I've never believed he was incompetent.

Mike: Next time, please be sure to write great articles that fully comport with Killsqu8d's expectations of journalistic relevance.

Um, did I imagine Fred? He's terrible and useless. Really, if Shaggy weren't a somewhat amusing foil to Scooby, they'd all be the worst.

Bad choice, mon frere. She'd almost certainly lose her glasses at the scene of the crime. Real detectives would take you down.

Ok, yes - I agree with this.

I've never understood the hatred for Scrappy. The whole gang is rancid excepting Scooby. And if you were organizing "who dies first", you'd clearly kill Fred, Daphne, and Velma way before Scrappy.

You're a Russian bot. We're all good. Enjoy Memorial Day comrade.

Nah I'm fine. But, I wouldn't doubt Donny takes himself out. Easier than facing scandal and failure.