Yup. Here's the truth - his voters are too stupid to live. We should be thrilled if they stop going to voting booths again.

Fuck. Does that mean our way out is some Mormon pushing us to white-knuckle recovery? (I think that's actually how this ends.)

It's amazing how comfortable affluent white men are with the idea of peeing on public streets. I can't imagine another demographic that would get away with that so easily.

In my experience, that's not the alt-right position - you're describing the Republican apologist position. The ~60% of Trump voters who secretly know he's a moron and voted for him anyway. The alt-right, in my experience, actually thinks he's the bee's knees.

Snowflake.

Uh… there are pretty steep qualifications for that job… *reads 2017 news for a minute* No, she'll do just fine.

I thought Marie did?

My wife got sick of him and asked him to leave. Pretty terrific.

An unanticipated result of the Lawrence v. Texas decision - American men can now love Blink-182 even if it violates God's law.

Fixed in my edit.

Ooh, ooh! Things we hear from 2018 impeachment proceedings!

*Applause*

Oh my God! WHY? Blink 182 times if you're being held hostage.

You're not picking up what I'm throwing down. Maybe I'm too old. What's my age again?

Spy? Wow, you should have! It's absolutely fantastic - have you seen it?

This is like the complete opposite of Fuller House. Hooray! Now, if someone can just get my American Gothic reunion off the ground!

Sometimes I think… I think all of the AVClub got in that car the day it tried to murder La Pipe. And all of this is just a dream, you know?

I spent several thousands of dollars to house my father-in-law - he's an alcoholic Fox News moron and he voted for Trump. He no longer lives with us.

With the kind of cash they have, I am guessing they don't worry about all the small things.

The Will Hunting school of apologies.