AVC HR is still overwhelmed dealing with Sean O'Neal's alcohol problem.

I'm pretty sure Franklin Delano Bluth said it first.

WOW. The interviewer was incredibly patient. And the alt-right guy was phenomenally delusional. The fact that he's half-Persian just makes it better - as someone who is also Asian-American, I can't help but feel like this felt like a dude who wants to overdo assimilation (as we often do) and ended up on the wrong…

What is this, Horse-ville? 'Cause I am surrounded by nay-sayers! Wordplay!

Wait, we make fun of male celebrities' looks? Not even arguing with you, I'm just confused - who gets Schumer level flack?

He was describing the Season 6 plotline, not his opinions on who is "good" or "bad". Actual quote: "We have tried to be part of the cure, not part of the problem. A different story line where we're helping these people and a story line that shows in this case, in this year, in this season and — that maybe it's the —…

I don't pretend to know what the right outcome is here, but all I'm saying is that this disconnect will keep leading to trouble. And like everything else, we're entering a bonkers world of polarization on this issue. I've heard (insane) MRA people argue that rape charges are basically all fabricated. And I've heard…

My wife works. If you have multiple kids, it's far cheaper than daycare. If you have a more cost effective solution to handle kids, I'm all ears, though. I'm told that society would frown on us just leaving them unattended.

Sorry! That's the kind of crap you do when you're hundreds of years old.

My wife would say no. But I'm referring to the nanny of my children. That's just more complicated to say.

My nanny is a huge fan of this band and I first heard of them when they were on SNL. I say this just to point out that I am apparently hundreds of years old.

So… I'm shocked this case hasn't drawn more scrutiny and attention. It really implicates a lot of stuff going on in our world. Most notably, the incongruity of our standard for alleging sexual assault (or acts of concealing those actions) in criminal versus journalistic/public settings.

I originally read this as "Salma Hayek calls out Jon Lovitz"… which would have been amazing.

I agree. We're just fortunate that Spicer hasn't sexually harassed female members of the press… yet.

"Pretty sure he just says he wants a number 1 and answers 'yes' to 'Will that be large yuuge?'"

I agree. I'm sort of surprised that anyone is incredulous about this point. There are lots of smart, successful people that read essentially no long-form works (beyond a few paragraphs). My dad is an example - I think he last read (not skimmed) a book a few decades ago. He's smart and thoughtful. I just think he…

If Trump wasn't saving America and Jesus by being President, he'd have been the best chess grandmaster ever (confusion on this point may explain his connections to David Duke). I also hear he would have been the power forward, goaltender, quarterback, golfer, phlebotomist, insurgent, occupational therapist, and…

He unquestionably has a set of skills, but I don't think that high-level literacy (in any meaningful way) is particularly relevant to his approach to life and work. While I do believe he can read words, I don't actually think he reads long documents or needs to read documents. That's not how everyone processes…

"Have Ivanka read it to me… in a tighter dress."

What a haunting episode. It felt, from start to finish, like a dream - it amazes me how this show can shift from thriller to family drama to a piece like this, so fluidly.