Every review below an A- should close with "Now go see Rio Bravo."

Which explains why so few people saw it in the theater. Scott Pilgrim is fucking genius.

Three-item lists.

[garyoldman]EVVVVERRRRYONNNNNE!!!![/garyoldman]

Can Anthony Mackie pretend to sing?

Everyone will totally read this.

I would pay good money to see a movie called Rhinosaurus Rex vs Velocirapist.

Model Does Angelas

So you think…
…the best way to get a scene wrapped early and go golfing is to give a shitty reading while being directed by a 25-year veteran?

If George Kennedy were a side dish, he would be celebrated as a generous portion.

F.I.S.T.

Punchmyth: The Refighting

Damntrak

Tom Hooper
That's a bad case of Cameron face.

Dread Ninja Roberts, you have been EXPOSED! Everyone knows that once movies end their initial theatrical run, all prints are destroyed and never screened in a theater again! Nice try, asshole.

That's "J-ing O," Curly.

Re-title.

Drag Me to Hell 2: I've Changed My Mind
Angels & Demons & Bears

Or ask if she's ever getting back together with the Goo Goo Dolls.

It's "YOUR got fail on you." Idiot.