Sounds riveting.
I know I can't wait to watch a weekly, one-hour series comprised mostly of footage of employees poring over budgets, HR files, and salary reports!

CMe Dance vs. CM Punk
And here I was thinking the Devil was all subtle in his approach to corrupting mortals (with temptations and the like). Turns out he's much more apt to just break a Miller bottle and challenge you to a bar fight.

I wonder what the AI Trading Card equivalent is for those sports cards that contain a piece of an actual game jersey. Maybe a super-rare square of one of Simon Cowell's Season One nipple shirts?

Is it just me?
Am I the only one that can only read the new SciFi name as "Siffy"?

Classical subject matter
This "Connery Eclipse" motif is a pretty classical subject in art, rivaled only by the pieta and the "Madonna with child".

Actually, her would-be hubby did. But it's my fault. I knew the risks when I married him.

If she were hot, I would just wait until the marriage was completed. Then I would step in, behead the betrothed husband, and then inherit his bride a la Highlander (which is based on Mormon customs, or so I have read).

Too bad I wasn't around…
I once dove in front of an arranged marriage before it could hit an unwilling Mormon girl at a TGIFridays.

Why was six afraid of seven?
The punchline is "because seven eight nine", so her tanner should actually be "Sevin Eyt Nyne"