Man… I wish he would have actually talked about that movie!

"…a ditty penned by the very same guy who wrote 'You’re The One That I Want.'"

"…a ditty penned by the very same guy who wrote 'You’re The One That I Want.'"

BREAKING NEWS:  AP has reportedly asked both Dorothy (the goldfish) and a baby about the affair and so far neither have said anything.  However, when asked Mr. Noodle did make some rather obscene gestures that could possibly confirm Clash's guilt… or perhaps they just confirm Mr. Noodle is in fact a pervert.

BREAKING NEWS:  AP has reportedly asked both Dorothy (the goldfish) and a baby about the affair and so far neither have said anything.  However, when asked Mr. Noodle did make some rather obscene gestures that could possibly confirm Clash's guilt… or perhaps they just confirm Mr. Noodle is in fact a pervert.

This guy should run for office.  Jason… right now the world needs more leaders and fewer indie bands.  Step up.

This guy should run for office.  Jason… right now the world needs more leaders and fewer indie bands.  Step up.

I still don't like this feature.  But this was the best one.

I still don't like this feature.  But this was the best one.

It was THE show to watch as a 10 year-old I tells ya.  I mean… the show featured Doors drummer John Densmore as himself as a drummer for a high school kid's band… and a whole episode was 'devo'ted to DEVO and featured them!  Awesome television!

It was THE show to watch as a 10 year-old I tells ya.  I mean… the show featured Doors drummer John Densmore as himself as a drummer for a high school kid's band… and a whole episode was 'devo'ted to DEVO and featured them!  Awesome television!

I love Jami Gertz!  She seems like the most down-to-earth cool chick ever.  If, some years down the road, she were to be single again… I'd like to have a shot.  I think she'd really like me.  I love Jami Gertz!

I love Jami Gertz!  She seems like the most down-to-earth cool chick ever.  If, some years down the road, she were to be single again… I'd like to have a shot.  I think she'd really like me.  I love Jami Gertz!

Maybe.  For me it just wasn't very good.  It was all MTV-style-over-substance to me.  It was like watching Michael Jackson's Bad video to understand the harsh realities of gang violence.

Maybe.  For me it just wasn't very good.  It was all MTV-style-over-substance to me.  It was like watching Michael Jackson's Bad video to understand the harsh realities of gang violence.

For an extra $50 Chris Brown will come to your house and punch you in the face.  And give you 2 extra stickers.  Which he'll put on you with his fist.

For an extra $50 Chris Brown will come to your house and punch you in the face.  And give you 2 extra stickers.  Which he'll put on you with his fist.

I liked Malcolm X (except for that ridiculous ending with everybody saying they are Malcolm X) but I am still baffled why anybody takes that cartoonish Do The Right Thing seriously.  It's like community theater.  I find Spike Lee ridiculously overrated.  But I also think George Lucas is too and that guy could start…

I liked Malcolm X (except for that ridiculous ending with everybody saying they are Malcolm X) but I am still baffled why anybody takes that cartoonish Do The Right Thing seriously.  It's like community theater.  I find Spike Lee ridiculously overrated.  But I also think George Lucas is too and that guy could start…

My favorite music memoirs…  Ozzy - I am Ozzy / Tommy James - Me, the Mob and Music / Don Felder - Heaven and Hell / Tony Visconti - Bowie, Bolan and the Brooklyn Boy / The Beatles - Anthology