Or as you would say sir: 'You have to stop the Q-Tip when there's resistance!'

'It's telling that virtually all the replies to my comment so far are "the show sucks now so it doesn't matter anyway". Suppose we're still doing that particular circlejerk.'

Except that she wouldn't have remembered it…

I thought it was a good choice. The world is so weird and fantastic that it could feel contrived were it not weighed down with realistic touches - in real battles, there are few heroic sacrifices, satisfying send-offs and seeming motivations. It's *whoosh*, someone's gone. Reading book 7 for the first time at ten…

Here's my half-arsed pitch:

I'm hoping for this:

How about this:

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