three cheers for the singing anus. BLIEVE, HON!

joe francis: the man with the chest.

lynch sucks. capuano rules!

"the city that reads". that always cracked me up.

i hopedivine makes a shit eating cameo.

this is supposed to be the land of pleasant living! damnit!

spoiler alert!

werewolf bar mitzvah. spooky, scary.

yea, strippers tend to get irked when you try to tip with glossy publication reprints from the Journal of Cryptograms. and i'm pretty sure that feynman was way cooler than me.

much love to pho. suck it, totz! i'm a warrior-poet when i sleep, when i'm also a viking!

as a PhD scientist, i will say that pho et al. are absolutely correct. on airplanes or in lines or wherever, nothing turns people off more than when i say i am a scientist. you can see their eyes glaze over and their brain turn off. i even got berated once by a stripper for being a cold-hearted scientist! mid lap…

N.B.:

i think a lot of manhattan project scientists were very uneasy with their work (edward teller excluded). many scientific discoveries or advances may have socially adverse consequences. ideally, regulatory agencies, legislators and the lay public should consider those consequences. that is often not the case, since…

philosophers just sit on the sidelines and make stupid comments
poets may be influenced by scientists but the converse is never true.

bravo, comrade pootin.

agree-sies on the awesomeness of terry crews. the fact that he was a deadskin will not inhibit me from quoting mountain dew camacho at least 3x/day. he was also great in white chicks (the movie).

i'm sure you can get Galifianakis to come into your mouth.

and this one is clearly the best.

terry crews > MCD

yo he a beasss
with the sugar and yeasss