you leave Maryland alone!

"fucked with a knife" has practically been screaming for a broadway-style reimagining.

Taken II: No Take-back-sies

sorry Dollar Bill Wirtz but I gotta say- fuck you and your stupid hockey team. may they all die like a firstie.

Tonight I'm Gonna Rock You Tonight

you're a fackin inanimate object!

I ALREADY WORK AROUND THE CREPES!!

I ALREADY WORK AROUND THE KRAKEN!!

1) Hey you- join the navy!

i know everyone's shit's emotional right now.

crabs and boh, dudes. bmore tradition. respect.

the fruit pies are also cursed.

you'll read the phoenix and you'll like it, goddamnit.

scientists: Pi is exactly 3
http://www.theonion.com/con…

Everyone knows that all the best bands are affiliated with Satan

Dude Marilyn Monroe is smart

Mr. Boh enjoys a yueng or two on occasion, but don't tell Mrs. Boh.

Yuengling!
Respect!

nah, they're all in brookline.

Hey, Lopez was great in Reno 911.